VOTE NATIONAL SAUSAGE PARTY – WE DON’T TELL PORKIES, WE GRILL THEM!
There will be a General Election on 4 July 2024. Prick With A Fork is not just the world’s only regular podcast all about sausages – it is a growing political and cultural force.
We have seven porky pledges worthy of your support:
NO more chicken sausages. They are usually dry and not in the spirit of a proper sausage.
There should always be a minimum of THREE sausages on your plate when you order bangers and mash from a menu when eating out. THREE should be the legal minimum amount. Anything less is a rip-off and bordering on the criminal.
EVERY town and village must have a proper butcher.
ALL roundabouts to be made square in honour of Scotland’s Lorne Sausage.
No more WOKE mustard. American and French versions to be prohibited as they are tasteless.
The minimum legal pork requirement for a British banger MUST be raised from 42% to 85% for a healthier nation.
Half of the UK’s golf courses to be turned over to PIG FARMING.
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